Ever suspect you might have bad breath, and not an ounce of mouthwash on hand (but don’t dare lean to your lunch date and ask)? And speaking of bad breath, how’s your sinus? A bit stuffy today? Not to worry — simply munch that sprig of parsley on your plate, dab a pinch of chili pepper on your tongue and problem solved. It’s the natural solution. Parsley freshens breath while the capsaicin in the pepper clears the mucus–voila!
And let’s say that handsome waiter bumps your arm with the oven hot skillet dish you ordered (an accident, though you couldn’t be mad at him if you tried), leaving a mild red burn in its place. Sure, mild is relative, but if you’ll pluck a branch of aloe from the attractive plant nearby, then squeeze some of its gooey gel over the burn, the healing will be almost immediate. Disregard the “stink” factor — we’re concerned with saving skin here, not sensibilities.
One of my favorites is the cocoa bean. There’s a reason we reach for a chocolate bar when we’re feeling blue: it’s the natural antidepressant. Yes, we women are innately brilliant this way. Neurotransmitters send relaxing messages to your body while the phenylethylamine makes you feel like you’re falling in love. (Hint to men: if you’re standing nearby while she’s devouring said chocolate, you may reap some lovey-dovey mood benefits!) Chocolate is also good for your cardiovascular health, due to its polyphenols (think red wine). So take heart fearless men and consume to your heart’s content! So long as the chocolate in question doesn’t belong to a female. If so, I’d take sword and shield and run for cover.
And if your sweetheart takes you out for a night of sushi, but your stomach disagrees, nibble a bit of the pretty ginger on your plate. It does wonders for an upset belly, though my preferred remedy is Coke. Much like chicken soup eases the symptoms of a cold — and I couldn’t tell you why — this soda cures a tummy ache like nobody’s business! And if you’re still feeling sick, it may mean something more serious. Try leaving a few sliced onions around the house. It’s said the onions attract the harmful bacteria from the air, thus keeping them from entering your system. Could be an old wives’ tale, but most old wives I know are pretty smart!
So more than a place to grow gorgeous herbs and vegetables, your garden is like nature’s pharmacy. I knew this gardening thing was a good idea.