If your man were a plant, he’d be…

Corn – Tall and slender with silken hair, this man provides well and yields a harvest of golden treasure.  While pleasing to look at, beware:  he also tends to be needy; easily blown over by the slightest of breezes—not the man for your hardier types!

Watermelon – This well-rounded fun-loving guy is always welcome at a summer barbecue and usually proves a big hit with the kids.  Prone to balding, his colorful personality distracts one from notice.  However, take heed.  If left to his own device, this one can grow wild and get quite out of hand!

Garlic – This fellow is somewhat distant, as he spends long periods of time out of sight, only to emerge when conditions improve.  Strong and distinct, he’s not for everyone, but given the right environment, he can show great depth, even mellow his pungent tone with time.  A worthy peer, indeed.

Okra – Strong, of firm build, this one likes it hot and enjoys it spicy—very at home in the Big Easy, too.  Generally speaking, he blends well with others, can plant himself anywhere, but caution:  he can be seedy, even a bit slimy at times.

Potatoes – These fellas are generous producers, enjoyed by most everyone as they appeal to a variety of tastes.  They can get easily crowded, though, so give them plenty of space.  If you do, you’ll have yourself a real winner with this one.  Note:  be patient with the sweeter types—they need a little more time before they’re ready to hit the dinner-date table.  But if you can wait, go for it.  You’ll reap the gold with this gem!

Onion – Sometimes sharp, sometimes sweet, this notable companion enhances every dish he meets.  But don’t be fooled.  You have to watch yourself around this double-edged treat.  He tends to “age” those around him quicker than most, and will often make you cry.  But if you like a challenge, give him a try.  He will infuse your life with flavor!

Raspberry – Sweet at first sight, this guy may follow up with a tart bite.  He generally likes to be left alone—literally thrives out in the wild of nature.  Ah…an adventurous type yourself, you’ll feel drawn to this bright and colorful character, but be forewarned:  he’s got thorns and lots of them.

Squash – Talk about diversity, this one has it!  From sunny yellow summers to cold and cozy winters, this man will keep you well supplied no matter the season.  The cutest of pumpkins, he’s always welcome during the holidays, and his cousin plays a mean racquet ball—for you sportier types.  But keep him moving; stagnation easily leads to illness with this one.  Rest assured, if variety is your thing, take heart.  This dazzling character can fulfill your desires, tenfold.

Carrots – Bred from firm and solid fiber, these men are steady and strong and always there for you.  Given proper attention, they can also become quite sweet in nature; a true hidden treasure, if ever there was one.  They do need some elbow room, a bit of thinning at times, but if you’re willing to work for it, this one’s a keeper!

Tomatoes – This popular guy is an all around favorite with the ladies, most drawn to his bright and cheery appearance and radiant personality.  A real reliable kinda guy, sweet with a hint of tang, meaty and quite robust–he comes in all sizes.  Yes, this one is tempting.   But be sure you’re in for the commitment—he’s going to need it if you expect him to produce.

My husband?   He’s definitely a raspberry with garlic tendencies.  Me?   He thinks I’m a venus flytrap.  Yes, I gave him the evil eye–at first.   But then, I got to thinking.   Imagine the unique and stunning plant for a moment, with her beautiful red, heart-shaped petiole, her pair of symmetrical lobes hinged near the midriff — I mean, midrib.    Lovely so far, isn’t it?   Catches insects and spiders with a bat of her eyelashes.   Tolerates fiery tempers well, er–fire–well.  Tolerates fire well, using the opportunity to suppress the competition.   (Sounds like a feisty gal to me!)   Sure, she can be difficult to grow, but what plant doesn’t have its difficult days?

You know, the more I think about it, the more I do believe I heard compliment.

We take it where we can get it, don’t we?




14 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Amy/GoAway, I'm Gardening!
    Feb 05, 2010 @ 23:51:18

    What a GREAT post. I really enjoyed reading it and LOL. I think I have a watermelon/tomato mix. Very creative!


  2. therunninggarlic
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 06:29:32

    What a neat post! I have to think about this one – he has sooo many personalities (or is that me?) Wishing you a very Happy Valentine’s Day! So nice to meet you too!!


  3. Tammy
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 08:26:55

    Very cute article. WHat a fun read


  4. Keira
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 10:15:50

    I’ll take a bit of okra, squash, raspberry, and garlic please. Leave all their bad qualities behind. 🙂 Maybe a little carrot too, who knows.


  5. Michelle Miles
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 10:46:23

    What a fun post! My man is “potatoes” with a dash of “garlic” LOL!


  6. Catherine
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 11:31:04

    This was a fun one. I’d say mine is most similar to the carrots.


  7. Skye
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 17:57:54

    oh dear, I think I’ve got an onion! Thank you for this adorable post


  8. Autumn Belle
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 18:07:51

    It is really an excellent post. I do want my husband to be all of the above! I hope you don’t mind but I am going to add your link to my Valentine post.


  9. Katharine
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 23:25:49

    Do believe I have a tasty, sweet carrot. Well, maybe with a side of raspberry & melon!

    Look forward to the next post!


  10. Lauren Drury
    Feb 12, 2010 @ 23:58:28

    Cute Post! Love it. My man is totally a garlic!


  11. Kate
    Feb 13, 2010 @ 08:56:31

    Thank you for inviting me to read this. It’s wonderful! I think I’ve got a squash with garlic tendencies. My son is definitely a tomato, a red-head too. I’m off to email this to my gardening friends. 🙂


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